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Oh My Fucking God

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Published: Aug 9, 2014

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_{I just fucking realized that i am a total douchebag...
I have the indecency to think about my own problems like random shit..
When everyone else has the same fucking gay ass problems..
And im short..xD...
Fuck mayn..

Well anyways should i inscribe the current chapter of my life..?
no? FUCK YOU too bad im telling you anyways ya assholes..
And i cuss alot DEA WITH IT JFC...

Yeah so what i've been doing lately. itwas my birthday one month and 3 days ago yeah that was fun i guess.. the girl of my dreams said happy birthday to me. the girl i like currently one that isnt in my dreams hugged me alot. but the only reason is because im a total fucking computer nerd and she coudnt figure out how to do some stuff and i literally just did it for her. and yeah i fucking swear im the most obvious person when it comes to this shit.
like i swear this happens everytime....

*she walks up to me* Hi George
uhhuhhhhh uhhhh hi...
*she says* how are you George
ummm im fine
*george randomly blurts out the following* asdfghjkjhgfdasdfghjk MARRY ME!!
her: wut
me: psh what nothing..
her: ok then so back to my question
me: uhhhhh asdfghjkjhgfdsdfghjk LOVE ME!!!! im so bad at this shit...
ughghghhhh deal with it assholes}